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kelster22
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:34 am

If the kids were rqscals, the neighborhood might be a little ticked with ya Rose. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:39 am

I need to shower and get dressed for the grocery store. Later on I'm goiing to sons house for a birthday party. Hard to believe aint it.....
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:42 am

( lookin' around) Don ain't made it yet! Idea
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:43 am

If'n he an' mike were around we mighta made a hundred~ add marcy to that list!
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:57 am

guess everybunny left~ me too! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:14 am

old-n-slow wrote:
For example, the average NASCAR race car costs about $350,000 dollars. The average Formula One car costs $15 million.



Just think of the mouths that money could feed... I just want enough for a new 2010 Camaro.. about $24,000!

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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:00 pm

That money DOES feed a lot of mouths, through all the jobs it makes for engineers, mechanics, designers, even janitors to sweep out the place. I never knew just how big F-1 was until I took a long look at it and realized that for that crowd the U.S is a low end backwater they don't even bother with. BUT, the U.S. is going to field a team next year, so here's hopin' !!!
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:49 pm

Good morning gang....this time change has me confused....a little! afro
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:52 pm

Went to bed in October and woke up in November...time to start paying bills again and I just felt like I caught up with last month's bills. Just thankful we have the bucks to deal with them thanks to our union and the government.
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:56 pm

I guess I'm not much into sports watching either however if it is on and I watch a little while I get to choosing sides. drunken
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:02 pm

Got a beautiful day starting off...cloudless skies and 50 degrees right now......heading up to mid 50s today. Supposed to have another nice day tomorrow. My son from Tucson was funny the other day when it had rained all night....he thought he was going to wait for a warmer sunny day to go cut wood......then the realization hit him that he wasn't out west where they have those countless warm sunny days. We gots to do work regardless of the weather except not in the rain and snow...just bundle up and pull on the boots and gloves. Arrow
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:04 pm

OK gang, I checked in and got all the posts read and am ready to head out for dinner Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:16 pm

Hi gang!! Laughing Was up late watching the series and then a day of Nascar/football/ series! monkey BTW, Ohio and PSU both won yesterday! Should make for a good game next weekend! Indiana got robbed! They called back two plays that should have been called touch downs! Surprised Sorry I missed you all this morning! Sad We went for breakfast and then to check the moisture in the corn! Still too high to shell! Talk with you all later! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:16 pm

Here's your Sunday afternoon Ha-Ha --

Men, Beware of this Scam!!

Women often receive e-mail warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

This is a 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the past two months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car. As you are packing your shopping items into the trunk, they both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also, September 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

F.Y.I.:
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out.. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth between Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Costco.


Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: WAKE UP, YOU FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:10 pm

Kids just don't listen. I told the babe "don't eat the green things." She didn't listen. The "green things" were jalapenos. She says she won't eat anymore "green things." Smile

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